Pictured: Cat in Bathtub
Why Bare Paws?
Ever felt like you doubted thousands of years of evolution? And wanted to make sure your cat was actually really clean? Well look no further than our service. We use organic, natural, hypoallergenic , fragrance-free, soap-less and water-free materials! Let our expert team come in and monitor your cat’s beautiful , unique, spectacular normal cleaning cycle.
Our teammates. All carry:
-Note boards to keep track of places your cat has licked clean.
-Small but extremely high frequency megaphones that only cats can hear, that scientifically urges them to clean more.
-And Polaroid photos so we can leave you copies of this momentous occasion.
Let’s help your cat clean soon!
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